Yahoo! Pipes is awesome

I like Dan Savage’s column in the Seattle newspaper The Stranger. He also writes a blog for them. However, his entries are all mixed in with a great many other people’s entries, and there’s only an RSS feed for the amalgam.

This wasn’t a problem, because his entries were output at the bottom of the most-recent-column page, as well. But that seems to have stopped.

So I was faced with a dilemma. I wanted to read his entries without subscribing to a high-traffic blog.

I considered writing my own feed filterer, registering, and trying to get bought out by Google. Then it occurred to me that I should check whether someone beat me to it.

Googling for “feedfilter” (the first thing that came to mind) got me to the feedfilter project on Google Code. I thought to myself “this is only ‘a java program running as a CGI’… I bet it’s not hip enough for Google”. But then I noticed that link to Yahoo! Pipes. I checked it out, and my dreams of being a web2.0 billionaire died.

It turns out that Yahoo! Pipes is totally rad.

Not so much for what it does, as for how it does it. They have put the effort into making a really good GUI. It reminds me of Lego Mindstorms, or more recently of Automator for Mac OS X.

It’s this lovely system of connecting components together. I just had to pick a feed source, connect it to a filter, tell the filter I only wanted items whose author was “Dan Savage”, and hook it up to the output.

Now my custom feed works, and is providing me with much useful content in my Google Reader.

(I would like to acknowledge that this is old hat. Pipes was released months ago, and I even noticed people talking about it at the time. I didn’t realize quite how useful it is until I encountered this need, though.)

Yes, I said PHP

I mentioned that I got my start programming with PHP. Depending on the crowd you’re in, this can be a bit of an unsavory thing to admit to. Especially if you’re in the hip crowd, with their Django on Ruby or whatever.

Why’s that?

Well, PHP sucks. In numerous ways. Some of them are a matter of taste, but others are not.

  1. It has no namespaces.

    PHP is a very big language now. It has many modules. Its standard library contains many thousands of functions, all of which live in one big shared namespace. This is more an elegance issue than anything else, but it’s the sort of thing that really bugs a lot of people.

    Without namespacing it’s necessary to make function names more complicated to reflect what they’re intended for. So stripos has to convey that (a) it’s intended for use on strings, and (b) what it does to them. This wouldn’t have been so bad if the various module authors had stuck to a consistent naming scheme. Which leads me to…

  2. It has no consistent function naming scheme.

    Let’s take three functions: strip_tags, stripslashes, and stripos. strip_tags has an _, and stripslashes doesn’t. stripos doesn’t strip anything, it’s actually “find position of first occurrence of a case-insensitive string”. You can imagine how this starts to be irritating after a while.

  3. It’s easy to write insecure code.

    Register globals” used to be the bugbear here. It automatically sticks the contents of every global variable into the global scope. Which means that if you go to then there’d be a variable called $foo containing "haxxor".

    But register globals is off by default now. Although most hosting companies will re-enable it for compatibility with crap apps. So.

    The database functions available are rather low-featured, and the “obvious” approach to putting together queries is just to stick user input into a string. It takes extra effort to (a) realize that you need to check input, and (b) actually check it. Thus newbies are unlikely to be protected.

    I’m not saying that it’s impossible to write secure code. However, insecurity is rather the default. Sites written in PHP are predisposed towards SQL injection attacks, and various manipulations.

There are a lot more reasons that people complain about PHP. Google will tell you of them. Suffice it to say that the problems I listed are the ones that matter to me.

Despite these complaints, PHP has its good points.

Notably, it’s very easy to get into. You can stick some special tags into an HTML document, and wham! you’ve written a dynamic website. You don’t have to think about models, views, controllers, or whatever.

PHP is great for the beginner, so long as you understand its flaws.

David Lynch has a blog

It is possible that this blog’s naming scheme could be construed as being a bit egotistical. I just want to reclaim my name from popular culture!

But enough of that. Who am I?

I’m a 23 year old who immigrated to the USA from England when I was 17. I possess many useful insights into the ways that Americans love Received Pronunciation. (The accent thing may come up more. I have anecdotes, I swear to dog.)

I’m a programmer. I think the first program I ever wrote was (from a tutorial) a calculator in Objective C on a NeXT cube – a revelation that might possibly date me. I didn’t really get into that, though, and it took the discovery of PHP to make me actually realize that, hey, I could actually write useful things. Since then I’ve moved on to Python and Lua as my languages of choice, and am dabbling in Ruby.

I play World of Warcraft. This rather ties into my previous point, since I’m fairly sure that I’ve spent more time writing addons than actually playing. It takes all sorts. Anyway, it’s a thing I intend to talk about, so I disclose it here.

I recognize that this blending of topics makes this blog horribly unmarketable, and I am committing many a sin against recommended traffic-building practices here. Woe is me.